Rules, not sleeping, writing and...
Just punched out another 500 words on the "project" and haven't been too distracted by the new iPod plays and the Tumblr amigos and my postings to the old Tumblr world...then I went to one of my "guides"....Unc Kurt as I call him...read this again...
Eight rules for writing fiction:
1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.
2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.
3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.
4. Every sentence must do one of two things -- reveal character or advance the action.
5. Start as close to the end as possible.
6. Be a sadist. Now matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them -- in order that the reader may see what they are made of.
7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.
8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.
-- Vonnegut, Kurt Vonnegut, Bagombo Snuff Box: Uncollected Short Fiction (New York: G.P. Putnam's Sons 1999), 9-10.
Dec 6th
overheard in court
..."so, as you told us, with 20 to 30 young men approaching you in a threating manner, some with hands down their trousers, another having just said 'Get da ting and buss it', you would think the most logical and sound thing to do would be to call for help, wouldn't it? You would ring 999 wouldn't you?
Answer from T: "Listen, right, I'm not..like I'm not saying I wouldn't but I'm a celebrity, right. And everything I do impacts on my life, right. I call the police and next thing the press has it and it's all twisted and my career is over. So...like I was screaming, yeah, and I know this boy's got a gun right, and he could kill me or Adam or Dappy but like...I gotta think about my life you know my job. I get up in the morning and everyone does everything for me, cars, shopping everything cause it's not safe for me to be like doing things normal and logics like. So calling 999 isn't like a real thing you understand.
Pros. Csl: Really, so you were more worried about your career that your fiance's life being threatened as you told the jury?
Anwer from T: You don't know it, you don't get it -- you don't know what it's like being a celebrity in this world today. I didn't want us to get banned from our music, you know, like they could twist the story and next thing, like, they go we can't play your music anymore cause of this.
(oh the joys of being a Z list celebrity in England)
Dec 4th